Short Jokes
What is green and smells?
Hulk’s fart.
How do you know if your a red neck?
You go to the family reunion to find a date!
What is difference between man and Superman?
Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
24-hour grocery
Last night I went to a 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, “Hey, the sign says you’re open 24 hours.” He goes: “Not in a row!” (Steven Wright)