Birthday Jokes
Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue!
Grandma, is it exciting being 99?
It certainly is! If I wasn’t 99 I’d be dead.
It’s my wife’s birthday tomorrow
It’s my wife’s birthday tomorrow. Last week I asked her what she wanted as a present. “Oh, I don’t know”, she said. “Just give me something with diamonds”. That’s why I’m giving her a pack of playing cards.
birthday present
When I was a child my family was so poor that the only thing I got on my birthday was a year older.
What do you give a 1000-pound gorilla for his birthday?
Q: What do you give a 1000-pound gorilla for his birthday?
A: I don’t know, but you’d better hope he likes it!
