Yo mamma is so fat
She was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for a new world.
July 17, 2011
What is green and smells?
Hulk’s fart.
July 16, 2011
Teacher
Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn’t do?
Teacher: no, of course not.
Sam: good, because i didn’t do my homework.
July 15, 2011
How do you know if your a red neck?
You go to the family reunion to find a date!
July 14, 2011
What is difference between man and Superman?
Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.
July 13, 2011
